It?ll be 2007 before you know it. A time for new resolutions, new friends, new lovers, and a new look for the Hancock studio. Mike has been complaining about the white walls forever, so we went out and bought paint, brushes, and tarps to do the job ourselves. I now remember why I never liked painting. There are so many decisions to make. My trip to the hardware store with Mike was an education to say the least. Mike told Todd, the very cute sales clerk, that we wanted something for ?high traffic" areas. Todd said that for areas such as kitchens, bathrooms, woodwork (and porn studios), enamel would be the best bet, because enamels are less likely to be damaged by normal cleaning than flat latex paint. How I ever graduated college without learning this useful information I will never know. I learned that enamels come in a wide range of finishes including, high gloss, semi-gloss, satin or eggshell which is a hand rubbed look with a very slight sheen finish, not a color. Yee gads!
I was more than relieved when Ryan Andrews and Dick Stiffy said they?d drop by to help us out. It was my job to tape off the ceiling and baseboards. My neck is still stiff from the laborious task! With everyone pitching in, we got the first three walls done pretty fast. When Ryan and Stiffy left to go get a bite to eat, Mike thought it would be funny to paint ?COCK HOUND? on the wall. The boys did get a laugh out of it when they got back, and of course the conversation turned to sex. One thing led to another and before you could say ?where?s the paint thinner,? Ryan and Stiffy were ?painting? on a very different canvas. Leave it to Mike to turn a Sunday do-it-yourself project into one HOT video. RYAN & STIFFY FUCK brings a hold new meaning to painting interior ?wood and trim.? (heehee)
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