A little fucked up shit to tide you over.

Bear knife fights?

First off a vid of some guys going to fuck some girl, thats not the important part. The Important part is the siberian dude. He speaks in broken english, and had a bear for a best friend. He would go to bars, he and the bear would get drunk and get into knife fights... Umm ok. So is Siberia like that all the time or is that what a Siberian redneck is?

Siberian bear knife fight.

(Do you suppose the bear was a polar bear?)


On top of that we have hobo fucking...


Ok, this is an odd, odd fetish. Basically old, gnarly homelesss hobo guys doing porn. It gave me a WTF moment. Nasty, crazy old guys.
Its also str8 porn so be warned.

dam-hobos.com

Butthole Bear?

Ok, a plush teddy bear with an anus that you are supposed to stick your finger into... Here is where the disturbing fucked up side kicks in. The bear makes noises, or says things like "I've never felt that before" when you finger his ass. Damned disturbing.
- 2 Modes of operation (Normal and Fart mode)

Normal Mode
-Over 50 farts sounds and phrases
-Interact with Mr. Bear through his orifice with your finger. Can you please him before he gets tired?

Fart mode:
-Plays random fart sounds to your rhythm!

WTF! (Tho, I kinda want one...)

Be gentle its his first time! (Now with flash demo!)

Whack a gerbil!
Ok, so we all know the gerbil rumours, and it being so common, well basically that means that someone has tried it. Here we have a game. I pray to anyone who will listen that it's not a serious game. Its like whack a mole, but the moles are gerbils, and the holes are well... holes...

The distrubring thing is the little satisfied giggle the gerbils give when whacked

http://www.gerbilboys.com/



and last of all we have plushies... need I say more?



Ok, so Mr Plushie Schwartz is a bear. or a man in a bear costume, or something.. idunno... so he goes to fire island and hooks up. yay me plushie! good for him. Some people are that big a slut they will sleep with a bear... (guy in a bear costume?) I worry about people sometime.

The thing is, I like bears. the regular kind that is. the fur would just get in my way.

Plushie Schwartz Does Fire Island!

Now with bonus pictures!